My name is Dr. Mandible
I like to take the intangible
And make them into
Reality . . .
I will break your heart in two,
With a carving blade,
Not a lover’s spade!
And split your gut with a butcher’s tool!
I can put that foot right in your mouth,
Though, it might hurt just a touch.
And if you want to lose your head,
I can help!
With a whack of my axe.
Then place it somewhere you will never look.
I will pull your leg right off,
Just to beat in your brains with it.
Then I’ll roll your eyes into a country jam
And feed them to you on some buttered toast,
With a piece of your simple mind.
Because my name is Dr. Mandible,
And I like to take things literal,
You are just the person to show some spine.
By Emily Smith-Miller